On my late night run to the fabric store for a few things I forgot that were still on sale today, I killed a bunny rabbit. I couldn’t stop in time and ran right over it. Rylee was with me. She kept saying surely it got to the side, it wouldn’t go under my car, asking why I was so sad. It was too much, I was sad. Two minutes of quiet and I felt better, nothing I could have done I know. If only my list had been more organized and I could have gotten everything this morning I wouldn’t have gone back tonight, thus not running over the grey bunny.
Just 45 minutes later on my short excursion, I was done dropping off library books and movies to Blockbuster and was headed home. Talking to Christopher on my cell phone (no hands free device mind you), I was tootling (if that’s a word) down the road home. He was funny, I needed to pee, I was laughing and driving and talking on my phone. Too much. Flashing lights caught my attention in the rear view mirror.
30 years. That’s how long I’ve gone never even being pulled over by a police officer. Until today.
Flashing lights…me thinking, those lights must not be for me, they never are, I’ll just get out of his way and get off my phone……yeah, not so much.
“I clocked you going 48 in a 35 there. Are you in a hurry m’am?”
I was talking on my cell phone and my husband is so funny and-“No, yes, I mean I need to go to the bathroom.” Did I really just say that?
“Okay. Well can I have your license and proof of insurance?”
Christopher is going to have my head, he always tells me I drive too fast. And I always remind him I’ve never been pulled over. “Um, yes here is my license (mumbling about my tabs, are they current? like he needs another reason to give me a ticket) and some expired proof of insurance. Does it need to be current?”
“Yes m’am, otherwise it wouldn’t be proof of insurance.” Of course, I am a complete moron…who has been awake since 4:00 this morning…
“Oh, yes, okay. I’ll look for it. I’m so sorry I’m so flustered, I’ve never been pulled over before and I am just so flustered and …” You look like you’re 23, are you sure you’re old enough to even give me a ticket?
“It’s okay. Just relax. Let me know when you find the proof of insurance.”
I finally find it, give it to him, he runs my license while I wait and try to explain to Rylee, oh yes, I still had her with me, why I just broke the law and drove too fast. That there are always consequences to bad choices and my consequence is getting pulled over. You know the line.
He comes back “I’m just going to give you a warning tonight, can you please slow down?”
No way, am I seriously not getting a ticket for this? If this were Christopher he would have been busted for using his cell phone, not using his turn signal and for going barely over the speed limit. He will not believe this just happened. I don’t believe it.
Now I get to explain to Rylee about second chances instead of punishment, how much more fun is that?
Confession is good for the soul. You are right my love, I can’t believe it. Now…will you please slow down?
Wow what a night!What a sweet officer to give you a break. I can’t wait to see all your sewing projects, one day I will learn to sew too!:)
Not that hitting the bunny wasn’t sad, but at least it wasn’t a skunk! And at least it’ll feed something else. And not that any of these “at leasts” make you feel any better because they are pretty crude too but at least it could be worse.
feeling that “bump” is the worst ever. i love rylee’s optimism though. now i know what you guys were talking about last night on skype….bathroom and sirens. funny that i too had never been pulled over (as the driver of a car) until i was 25…days after i turned 25 and had just gotten a break insurance. i am SO glad you didn’t get a ticket. sometimes you have to pull out the pee or explosive diarrhea card. for some people, who will remain nameless, explosive diarrhea may be an actual excuse 😉
woo-hoo! No ticket for you! I haven’t gotten a ticket in 20 plus years which is amazing because I drive too fast like you. Hmm, better slow down. (Maybe you should keep tupperware in your car.)